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1, the bowl fell off, big a scar

2, a variety show, the host stage announcer: Please enjoy: Xinjiang dance, set off your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !

3, Tiger is not fat cats, you think it is dying it!

4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, said: XXX, you gave me to stand on the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!

5, once I drove, the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked: our physics teacher. . .
students: what to teach the A?
I: Chemistry. . .

7, in the cafe, a student suddenly raised their hands, shouted: Urine and then bring out a cold words: urinary drank too much wine on the particularly high.

9, buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too expensive, five dollars samgun it. [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]: No no.

10, friends asked my computer configuration, I said,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], is the color of the display. (Wanted to say that LCD's)

11, junior high s[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]l variety show, grab answer session.
Judge:
host said, heard a MM in the canteen shouting said:

14, high school students (a boy) into the cool noodle toss of her hair: habit of saying 16, gg handed me an ice cream, I bite shouted: It shoes how much a pound?

19, each high s[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]l send a badge. . Time to check before, went to the classroom teacher shouted, everyone is driving a bra to wear to Tzara. . Silent. . .

20, at school over the weekend to go home after dinner cravings, plan an excuse to go for a walk. Changing his shoes at the door when Dad asked me why go? I casually said something:

21, one Education Bureau visited calisthenics, after the announcement of the physical education teacher should be retreat,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]!

23, with a colleague, one day I was driving on the road flat tire, and asked where there is inflation, and colleagues said: br>
24, with a teacher about overnight mahjong, see the blackboard did not rub, was furious: see my sister in the paint on a large treasure, suddenly cried out: , and then hand in papers to the office and saw the teacher said: ; > attractions. A man suddenly blurted out our group:

28, several female students that come to my house to play, I'll get water,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], they open the DVD player to see the film, I have heard in the back room is Cantonese, and then I yelled under the audio tone Road, the sound channel was wrong, suddenly speechless, I have a purple face, a rainbow nearly fainted ~ ~ ~ ~

29, even high school, go home from school and even MM, the s[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]l gate to see a sell barbecue, MM said eat offal because previous grill more, even afraid of the [link widoczny dla zalogowanych] can not hear, so even shouted: minutes later, with everyone laughing raucously. Even huge embarrassment. . . The most embarrassing is that even MM then asked, .

30, mm call me and my quarrel, and she was very large volume of the TV, I was tired, and loudly said: That cold ah!

31, students eat breakfast the morning and one of only bun filling, and another eat the skin. We are wasting the time that they eat the filling of two students to the words,

32, said that a true story, the car factory work, MM asked me: my computer to die, always die. I said: Then you go back and look up to see the virus, remember to update anti-virus software. MM: Oh. Early next morning, the car see also MM, even casually asked the sentence: checked yet? How? Then. . . . . . . . . MM said something out loud: I'm furious, check for a long time, saying it was not (plum) poisoning. You say how good ah? ? ? At that time the cold ah. . . . Memory, especially now the new

33, a classmate of my high school dormitory called, whom he said, and I say in, and then said thank you

34, before people come to my aunt guest, just the door. Just my aunt to go to the bathroom. She hastened to greet customers, said: One time about a strong dollar. So
he said,

36, University of military training, the instructors screaming, said: use your next light (corner of my eye) alignment ~ ~ ~ ~ Oumen want to laugh and not laugh,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the sad ah. ...

37, female students and her cousin invited me to dinner, during which I eat, I do not know how to be committed the following errors error
: .

38, units of work in the morning we have a car shuttle, because the car is not on one occasion, not a seat on the bus mm
bit, and a man sitting next to me busy colleagues stood up, greeted her warmly and said:

39 a ktv, karaoke, a mm shouted: Give me one week cut the stick others：

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