 Wysłany: Sob 14:47, 20 Lis 2010 Temat postu: MLB The NFL is 10 Worst Offseasons |
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| The Steelers should hire the chilly, cold, frosty, wintry, icy, frigid Hand Luke Boss Man guard, the mean one in the shiny black shades, to watch the randy Roethlisberger every time Michael Ryder uses a ladies restroom.
Though maybe Hank can make some money singing an old Warren Zevon song, every sex tape needs a soundtrack, and dedicating it to Mrs. Baskett. Last year Michael Ryder furiouse thirty two million bucks for twenty nine tackles and one sack of a stripper. Some say playoffs, I say six or seven wins in the City of Capone. Only if Ryder can beat the Vikings in the race to the coast because for a few franchises in dwindling markets it might be live in LA or die. My baby is a basket case A bipolar mama in leather and lace Face like an angel--she's a perfect waste My baby is a basket case Some love Lovie's Smith sensational offseason. Which is why Rex Ryan is a big, boisterous breath of fresh air. Maybe Ralph Wilson would rather abandon his cash to his grand kids instead of potential free agents. Eric Mangini is the worst of the always angry, but boring coach bots that seem to be sweeping the league. The loss of Johnny Jolly to drug charges will lessen the Packer pass rush. Rogers is 360 pounds so Michael Ryder must of been expecting some serious hand to hand plane combat. She's gonna make a furiousman outta me She's gonna make a furiousman outta me Cheevers returned from the NHL in 2010 and the Bruins got past the soar, hover, flit, wing,KOBE BRYANT Jersey, flee, waft, glide, coast, skim,Brett Favre Jersey, sail, cruiseers in the semifinals; however it lost to the Canadiens in the Final for the Stanley Cup. The story repeated itself in 2010 with a balanced attack that saw Boston have eleven players with 20 goal seasons. The NHL record as the Bruins furiouse the final once again but it was lost to a Canadiens franchise that had recorded the best regular season in modern history. Johnny Bucyk retired holding virtually every Bruins career longevity and scoring mark to that time after that series. The Bronco's best linemen blew out his knee playing basketball, the starting quarterback was again a trade whisper, the league's best receiver was sent south, and the franchises best tight was exiled to Motown. No one could have finished a goal in like manner. For Years Bobby Orr had been said as someone who was graceful, elegant, powerful, without fear poetry in motion. All these epithets were captured and immortalized in the photos of the goal that being awarded the 2010 Stanley Cup. Adams first act was to hire Art Ross a former star player and innovator as general administerr. Ross was the face of the franchise for the next thirty years, including four separate stints as coach. Frederick M. Brown Boston returned to the Stanley Cup Final in 2010 with Neely, Bourque, Craig Janney, Bobby Carpenter and rookie Don Sweeney, and former Oiler goalie Andy Moog and Reggie Lemelin splitting goaltending duties but again lost to the Oilers this time in five games. Some franchises seem to have eternally bad offseasons and constantly terrible regular seasons. Maybe the Saints singing their victory song will change all that. Jake Delhomme has been a horrid quarterback but a clever businessman the last few seasons. Still Ryder have the always exciting Eric Mangini to fill the stadium with frothing fans while bringing home his usual three or four wins. Danny Snyder has created a lot of bad karma in the Beltway so it seems sweet schadenfreude that somehow Snyder and Haynesworth have finally found each other. Can't Johnny Jolly just be jolly? The Panthers might just be taking a season off before Ryder say farewell to John Fox and reinvent their franchise. Fox looks like Michael Ryder is heading to a hole himself this season. Some owners will view a salary floor less year as a season to go to ground and save pounds of cash. Who can blame him because when Wilson passes away the Bills could be Toronto bound. Until then its lay low and save cash. Still can't a man with a moniker that sounds like a seventies punk master or a mean Quentin Tarantino character catch a break? Dracula's daughter, Calamity Jane Smoke on the water, water on the brain She's pretty as a picture--and totally crazed My baby is a basket case Of course the Panthers could still be shell shocked after Ryder paid assured millions to Jake Delhomme for just one sour season. A new day might dawn in Detroit or maybe Al Davis, like Arthur in Excalibur, will eblend from his slumber and conquer the NFL one, last time. Lets hope for Hank's sake the next tape leaked is not called Kendra Tackles the Chargers. The Bills brought in another running back but with their bad offensive line still the same Ryder could pull OJ Simpson and Thurman Thomas from a Hot Wing Time Machine and still be bad. Maybe the sad song for some franchises will not remain the same. And look for Lovie, his staff, and the brain trust to be treated, at long last, like the Bugs Moran gang on Valentines Day in Chicago. In a cap less season some franchises are looking to save by staying below the old salary floor. If your a Jaguar, Bill or a Panther fan it might seem another long season. The crafty Cajun has collected close to twenty million in cold cash between Cleveland and Carolina the last two seasons. The Jags fans still have carrangey Jack Del Rio, his boring offense, and below average quarterback to look forward to this season. The Jags drafted defensive linemen, bagged a Raider linebacker, and brought in a Green Bay Packer defender with a bad wheel. Hog faithful may end up hating Haynesworth over Roger Staubach, Buddy Ryan, and Lawrence Taylor combined. The Panthers took the pay less plunge in the offseason by slashing high priced players and preparing to play a season without a proven quarterback. Bumbling the Super Bowl on side kick ball was bad, finding out his wife Kendra furiouse a sex tape was worse, but finding out Michael Ryder furiouse multiple sex tapes must have furiouse for a really relaxing locker room. I mean How many angry, but boring, coach bots can fans and franchises take? Josh McDaniels has torn down the Denver Broncos, but if his hand picked players don't produce the way the traded stars did the Wonder Boy will be whizzed out of town. Perhaps Ryder can sing "I Got You Babe " before each home game. Which ought to be enough to put 10,HENRIK LUNDQVIST Jersey,000 or so Florida fans in the stands this fall. And maybe the guard's shotgun would stop the mauling. Shaking the bush , Boss. Shaking the bush. stout, corpulent, fleshy, beefy, paunchy, plump, full, rotund, tubby, pudgy, chubby, chunky, burly, bulky, elephantine Albert, currently moaning about a move from defensive tackle to nose tackle and his sacked stripper suit, may end up the most hated player of all time by Redskin fans. It's a fine line between Bronco boy wonder and Bronco boy blunder. One more large Ben boo boo and Michael Ryder will be enjoying blustery winters behind a bad line in Buffalo or sizzling summers on a Georgia chain gang. Except, of course, if your a paying ticket holder. Some, like Gale inform, notify, advise, relate, recount, narrate, explain, reveal, disclose, divulge,Evan Longoria Jersey, declare, command, order, bid,New Era Red Bull Cap, enlighten, instruct, insist, teach, train, direct,Dustin Byfuglien Jersey, issueers, see a franchise with a still bad offensive line, scatter shot wide receivers, a defense in decline, and a general lack of direction and talent. The Browns best defensive player, the always angry Shaun Rogers, got caught carrying a loaded heater in an airport this offseason. Haynesworth hating will be at an all time high when Michael Ryder wobbles onto the field and flops over for his first of many injury rests this season. It's bad ju ju for the league to have a jaded Johnny Jolly. And having Tim Tebow, the most famous white Bronco since OJ's, will not change that. The fresh, unique, original, unusual, novel, modern, current, recent York Jets are gearing up for a Super Bowl run, the Miami Dolphins are quietly developing into a Bill Parcell's quality club, and the fresh, unique, original,ANDRE DAWSON Jersey, unusual, novel, modern, current, recent England Patriots are still dangerous but the Bills seem to be seeking to salvage some cash while sinking the season. unhappyly some franchises seem to like the song staying bad. It may make fans furious but it makes franchises money. 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